Board Thread:Anime/@comment-38219535-20190508010951

You may think I'm happy, you may think I'm sad, you may think I'm crazy, you may think I'm mad. But hang on to your seats, and listen right here. I'm gonna tell you something that'll burn your ear. A hip, hop, A hip, hop, hap. I'm giving you all "The Michael Rosen Rap" rap rap rap. I was born on the 7th of May, I remember very well that awful day. I was in my mother, curled up tight. But I have to say it was as dark as night. Nothing to do, didn't wanna breathe. I was so happy, (I) didn't wanna leave. Then I heard some people give a shout. "One push Mrs. Rosen, and he'll be out." I'm telling you was a puzzle to me. I shouted out, "How'd you know I'm a he?!" Doctor shouted, "Good lord, he can talk!" I popped out my head, said, "Now watch me walk." I juked and jived around that room. "Bah-lam bam boolah, buh-lama diddy boom!" A hip, hop, A hip, hop, hap. I'm giving you all "The Michael Rosen Rap" rap rap rap. When I was 1, I swam the English Channel. When I was 2, I ate a soapy flannel. When I was 3, I started getting thinner. When I was 4, I ate the dog's dinner. When I was 5, I was in a band playing drums. When I was 6, I ate a bag of plums. When I was 7, I robbed a bank with my sister. When I was 8, I became Prime Minister. When I was 9, I closed all the schools. When I was 10, they made me... Quick head shake ... King of the Fools! So that's what I am. That's what I be. With an M, with an I, with a K, with an E. That's what I am. That's what I be. Mr. Mike, Mr. Michael, Mr. Rosen, Mr. Me. A hip, hop, A hip, hop, hap. I'm giving you all "The Michael Rosen Rap" rap rap rap rap rap rap rap. 