(Alucard shows up through the wall)

Alucard: Hey Kids! Wanna see a dead body?!

The mercenaries: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

(after abridged opening theme plays they are still all screaming)

Integra: STOP SCREAMING!!

(they stop and for some reason one of them makes the sound of a whimpering dog)

Honestly who didn’t think that scene from Hellsing Ultimate Abridged was hilarious?

Obito is clear of these characters

Obito

I think someone doesn't know what intangibility means...

What about rosalie? (slime taoshite)

It was obvious obito would win